I am not gay!
I have worn shorts to work a total of two times. And I don’t understand why they are such a hot topic of conversation. Yes, my legs are very lean and muscular. Today I had gay man in the parking lot hit on me and it made me feel uncomfortable. When I went back inside the store I asked our local gay janitor, what is the big deal with gays and me?
He reaches down and touches my calves.
“You are drawing a lot of attention to yourself with these legs you flashing around. You also have the cute round face, short hair, and muscles, gay men love that look. You are also at that perfect age where men are the sexist they ever get. You are a pretty man and gay men love pretty young looking things like you,” the janitor said.
I had no idea what to think, for months, I thought he was just a nice janitor that worked as cashier, now I knew he was gay. After that speech my jaw dropped, I stepped back, and shock my head. I work out a lot, I take care of my appearance, and I am polite and intelligent. Does all of this make me ‘gay’ and what am I supposed to do, be another slob fat guy to get a girlfriend?
About an hour later I was bagging grocery when another ‘gay’ cashier walks behind me. She whispers into my ear, “those are the sexiest legs I have seen in a long time.” I pretended that I could not hear her and I disregarded the comment. Yet, the comments continued all day, I don’t know what to do?
